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H. C. Kingsley's avatar

I have never been so confused, bewildered, and thoroughly amused over anything in my life. I didn't know what to expect after each paragraph and after a while I stopped guessing. I still don't know quite what happened and I'm not even mad. My only question is: did the King always hate goats or is this a new condition?

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Matt Gerrity's avatar

Hahaha that's incredibly kind of you! The goats are a recent development!

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H. C. Kingsley's avatar

I see. Well, he certainly despises them with the hatred of an old enemy.

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Matt Gerrity's avatar

Oh, well, you know how vindictive rulers can be when farm animals prowl through the streets!

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H. C. Kingsley's avatar

Indeed. You see it in the news every day.

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